1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:10,584 --> 00:00:12,817 Now, she's ours! Hah-hah! 3 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:19,873 Some breakfast? 4 00:00:42,358 --> 00:00:42,923 Yeah! Come on! 5 00:00:52,798 --> 00:00:54,560 Come and get me! Oh, 6 00:01:20,488 --> 00:01:21,818 Gabrielle! 7 00:01:31,052 --> 00:01:32,272 Xena! 8 00:01:33,555 --> 00:01:34,011 What? 9 00:01:38,401 --> 00:01:40,248 Where d'ya think you're going! 10 00:01:41,446 --> 00:01:43,521 Xena, this was our only frying pan. 11 00:01:43,977 --> 00:01:44,950 Why do you do that?! 12 00:01:45,195 --> 00:01:46,397 You do have weapons, don't you? 13 00:01:46,712 --> 00:01:48,132 I like to be creative in a fight. 14 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:49,922 It gets my juices going. 15 00:01:49,922 --> 00:01:51,744 Can we cook with your juices? 16 00:01:53,286 --> 00:01:54,490 Ohh! Could you guys talk 17 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,163 about this some other time? 18 00:01:56,163 --> 00:01:58,417 Oh, yeah-- I've cut off the-- 19 00:01:58,417 --> 00:01:59,600 -- flow of blood to my brain. 20 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,859 I've heard all about it. 21 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:01,948 What do you want to know? 22 00:02:04,337 --> 00:02:05,397 Who sent you? 23 00:02:05,397 --> 00:02:06,613 Zagrayas-- 24 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,929 he wants to loot a little village not far from 25 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,515 here that had a big harvest this year. 26 00:02:10,973 --> 00:02:11,852 What village? 27 00:02:11,852 --> 00:02:12,864 Piedmont. 28 00:02:13,086 --> 00:02:15,165 Zagrayas said you were in the area, so-- 29 00:02:15,165 --> 00:02:16,490 he sent us here to stop 30 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:18,149 you before you could get in his way. 31 00:02:18,948 --> 00:02:20,620 Looks like we're going to Piedmont. 32 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,043 All right, Gabri-- 33 00:02:22,043 --> 00:02:23,172 Hey! Hey! 34 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:24,026 Ow! 35 00:02:24,026 --> 00:02:25,138 Oh, sorry I, um-- 36 00:02:25,388 --> 00:02:27,709 I guess I haven't totally woken up yet. 37 00:02:42,383 --> 00:02:43,141 Which way? 38 00:02:43,843 --> 00:02:44,281 I don't know. 39 00:02:44,281 --> 00:02:45,407 I've never been here before. 40 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:51,815 Xena-- 41 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:52,879 you know-- 42 00:02:53,084 --> 00:02:54,037 you should have asked for instructions 43 00:02:54,037 --> 00:02:55,610 when you had the pinch on that guy. 44 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:56,550 Well, you were there. 45 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:57,811 Why didn't you ask him? 46 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:58,704 Oh, like you would want me 47 00:02:58,704 --> 00:03:00,733 to butt in on one of your pinch interrogations? 48 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:03,566 Why not? You ask good questions. 49 00:03:04,395 --> 00:03:06,486 Really? Thank you. 50 00:03:07,406 --> 00:03:08,366 Yo! Yo! 51 00:03:11,723 --> 00:03:12,272 Xena-- 52 00:03:12,272 --> 00:03:13,359 here comes a guy. 53 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:14,864 Let's try this. 54 00:03:14,864 --> 00:03:16,094 You put the pinch on him and 55 00:03:16,094 --> 00:03:17,411 I'll ask the questions. 56 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:18,581 Hey! 57 00:03:18,581 --> 00:03:19,624 Ow! 58 00:03:19,985 --> 00:03:20,725 Why don't we just try 59 00:03:20,725 --> 00:03:22,280 asking him the regular way, first, 60 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,051 all right 61 00:03:28,429 --> 00:03:29,635 Excuse me, sir. Do--? 62 00:03:29,635 --> 00:03:31,312 Are you Xena? 63 00:03:31,632 --> 00:03:33,524 Yes. Hmm? 64 00:03:36,805 --> 00:03:39,104 Oh, ah, my-- 65 00:03:39,321 --> 00:03:41,135 my village is in great danger. 66 00:03:41,135 --> 00:03:42,900 Can you help us? 67 00:03:43,216 --> 00:03:45,012 Is Zagrayas after your village too? 68 00:03:45,012 --> 00:03:46,062 Not Zagrayas. 69 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,765 A giant wanted us to pay him protection money. 70 00:03:48,983 --> 00:03:50,274 But we didn't have enough. 71 00:03:50,532 --> 00:03:51,965 So he says he's gonna come 72 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,463 this afternoon-- and flatten our town. 73 00:03:56,213 --> 00:03:58,167 Two villages in dire straits. 74 00:03:58,432 --> 00:03:59,699 I hate when that happens. 75 00:04:00,096 --> 00:04:01,087 Well-- 76 00:04:01,087 --> 00:04:02,065 I guess we'll just have to 77 00:04:02,065 --> 00:04:03,247 methodically examine the needs 78 00:04:03,247 --> 00:04:04,544 of each village, and then-- 79 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:08,626 determine where we can do the most good. Yeah? 80 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:13,268 All right-- 81 00:04:13,268 --> 00:04:15,191 now I've made a list of the pros and cons. 82 00:04:15,191 --> 00:04:16,488 Which village is in greater danger; 83 00:04:16,488 --> 00:04:17,711 which has the most to lose; 84 00:04:17,989 --> 00:04:20,440 giant versus warlord, and so on. 85 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,565 Now, I'm sure with careful 86 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,690 consideration of the facts, 87 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:24,584 we can come to the right decision. 88 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:26,790 Heads-- we take on the giant. 89 00:04:28,588 --> 00:04:30,161 Of course-- that's another way. 90 00:04:34,198 --> 00:04:37,630 Oh, ah-- Laurel. 91 00:04:38,552 --> 00:04:39,728 It's this way. 92 00:04:49,262 --> 00:04:51,002 Hey! Hower! 93 00:04:51,262 --> 00:04:52,334 Does your village have a store 94 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,792 that sells frying pans? 95 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:55,554 You know, I really don't wanna 96 00:04:55,554 --> 00:04:56,802 hear about this all day. 97 00:04:57,289 --> 00:04:59,630 Look! I'll drop it. 98 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,632 I suppose raw meat can't kill you. 99 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:02,738 Fine. 100 00:05:15,372 --> 00:05:17,125 In a time of ancient gods, 101 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:21,861 warlords, and kings, 102 00:05:23,163 --> 00:05:26,206 A land in turmoil cried out for a hero. 103 00:05:35,565 --> 00:05:37,374 She was Xena, 104 00:05:37,624 --> 00:05:39,451 a mighty princess, 105 00:05:39,782 --> 00:05:42,030 forged in the heat of battle. 106 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:48,187 The power... 107 00:05:49,318 --> 00:05:50,970 the passion... 108 00:05:52,215 --> 00:05:55,289 the danger... 109 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:03,439 Her courage will change the world... 110 00:06:10,974 --> 00:06:12,356 Are you male or female? 111 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:13,802 Male. 112 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,327 Living? Dead? 113 00:06:17,562 --> 00:06:19,688 Oh, I am very dead. 114 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,880 Were you killed by a certain Warrior Princess? 115 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:25,797 Yes. 116 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:29,176 Well, that narrows it down-- a little. 117 00:06:30,281 --> 00:06:31,081 Huh. Atyminius? 118 00:06:37,216 --> 00:06:37,966 No. 119 00:06:40,454 --> 00:06:41,921 Hmm. Ah! Ah, 120 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,544 I almost go you that time. 121 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,140 No, you didn't. 122 00:06:49,082 --> 00:06:50,549 What are you talking about? 123 00:06:50,549 --> 00:06:52,001 I was this close. 124 00:06:53,722 --> 00:06:55,210 You were this close 'cause 125 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:57,451 I let you get this close. 126 00:06:59,281 --> 00:07:00,938 We'll see. 127 00:07:00,938 --> 00:07:02,378 Oh. Hower-- 128 00:07:11,547 --> 00:07:13,429 how big is this giant? 129 00:07:13,630 --> 00:07:14,305 I don't know. 130 00:07:14,305 --> 00:07:15,945 He-- he's never been to our village before. 131 00:07:16,146 --> 00:07:18,220 And he just sends threats through a messenger. 132 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,930 Well, how do you know there really is a giant? 133 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,130 We've heard he's already 134 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,115 destroyed a village in the next valley. 135 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:25,759 So, he's never been to your village. 136 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,118 We may be able to use 137 00:07:27,118 --> 00:07:28,438 that to buy some time. 138 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,660 I had no breakfast, all right? 139 00:07:34,969 --> 00:07:36,970 Hower, is there a creek nearby? 140 00:07:37,209 --> 00:07:39,507 Ah, yeah-- just over that ridge. 141 00:07:39,941 --> 00:07:42,362 Great. Let's take a detour and eat. 142 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,127 Fish sounds good. 143 00:07:45,009 --> 00:07:46,315 You know, a frying pan would come in 144 00:07:46,315 --> 00:07:47,953 handy right about now. 145 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,236 Get off it, Gabrielle. 146 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:54,273 Are you a warlord or royalty? 147 00:07:54,659 --> 00:07:56,093 Warlord. 148 00:08:03,038 --> 00:08:05,568 Doesn't she need a fishing pole? 149 00:08:08,033 --> 00:08:10,156 It's much too conventional for her. 150 00:08:10,463 --> 00:08:11,852 Are you Dagnine? 151 00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:13,496 Nope. 152 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:15,056 What do you like, Hower? 153 00:08:15,056 --> 00:08:16,682 Trout or perch? 154 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:18,076 Trout. 155 00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:19,688 I'll take salmon. 156 00:08:20,807 --> 00:08:22,875 Wrong kind of creek; 157 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:24,574 wrong season; wrong-- 158 00:08:24,574 --> 00:08:27,526 Fine-- how about eel? 159 00:08:28,015 --> 00:08:29,233 Eel. 160 00:08:30,339 --> 00:08:31,356 Mmm. 161 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:40,668 See that? 162 00:08:40,668 --> 00:08:42,483 Horse tracks, lots of them. 163 00:08:42,483 --> 00:08:43,510 Looks like Zagrayas' 164 00:08:43,510 --> 00:08:45,327 army forded the creek here recently. 165 00:08:45,564 --> 00:08:46,622 It means it won't be long 166 00:08:46,622 --> 00:08:48,832 before they strike at Piedmont. 167 00:08:49,951 --> 00:08:52,357 What a shame that litle village has to be looted. 168 00:08:53,512 --> 00:08:55,514 I'm not gonna let that happen, Gabrielle. 169 00:08:55,716 --> 00:08:56,780 Xena, you can't stop it. 170 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,497 You can't be in two places at once. 171 00:08:58,911 --> 00:08:59,941 I don't have to be. 172 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,423 One eel coming up! 173 00:09:10,652 --> 00:09:11,961 Here you go! 174 00:09:17,109 --> 00:09:18,970 Ah, that's funny-- yeah. 175 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,102 Let me ask you something, Gabrielle. 176 00:09:25,701 --> 00:09:27,137 Does Xena ever think about-- 177 00:09:27,703 --> 00:09:29,839 settling down and getting married? 178 00:09:30,689 --> 00:09:33,329 No-- she likes what I do. 179 00:09:37,094 --> 00:09:39,123 I think she likes what she's doing. 180 00:09:42,527 --> 00:09:44,824 No, I don't think settling down is for Xena. 181 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,501 Hmm-- maybe she just hasn't met the right guy. 182 00:09:47,871 --> 00:09:50,420 You know, anything's possible, Hower. 183 00:09:52,481 --> 00:09:54,699 Hower-- I saw some 184 00:09:54,699 --> 00:09:55,861 wood lying around. 185 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,103 Would you mind collecting it? 186 00:09:57,312 --> 00:09:59,597 We're gonna have to cook these, somehow! 187 00:10:03,909 --> 00:10:05,201 Thanks-- good shot. 188 00:10:09,405 --> 00:10:11,293 Another one's fallen for you. 189 00:10:11,518 --> 00:10:12,253 Again? 190 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:13,544 Yeah. 191 00:10:18,999 --> 00:10:20,374 Why does this always happen? 192 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,120 It's the blue eyes, the leather. 193 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,747 Some guys just love leather. 194 00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:30,115 I think a wardrobe change is in order. 195 00:10:30,326 --> 00:10:31,890 You could wear chain mail. 196 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:32,874 Yeah, but I think that'd 197 00:10:32,874 --> 00:10:34,751 just attract a kinkier group. 198 00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:35,751 You're probably right. 199 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:43,328 On the other hand, 200 00:10:43,328 --> 00:10:44,707 I could just stop bathing and wear a 201 00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:46,108 smelly wolf skin. 202 00:10:46,108 --> 00:10:47,206 That'd turn 'em off. 203 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:48,167 That's true. 204 00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:50,033 Of course, you'd also be travelling alone. 205 00:10:54,443 --> 00:10:56,694 Flowers for a flower. 206 00:10:56,926 --> 00:11:00,398 Oh-- thanks, Hower. 207 00:11:02,635 --> 00:11:03,678 Did you see that? 208 00:11:03,678 --> 00:11:04,413 What? 209 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,541 She took the flowers-- 210 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,257 she likes me. 211 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,198 Oh, boy. 212 00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:16,149 Gabrielle-- 213 00:11:18,557 --> 00:11:20,372 what do you think you're doing?! 214 00:11:22,571 --> 00:11:23,898 Oh-- that's just great. 215 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,380 It's gonna smell like fish for days! 216 00:11:26,713 --> 00:11:28,411 Well, what was I supposed to use, huh? 217 00:11:28,787 --> 00:11:29,729 You threw our only good 218 00:11:29,729 --> 00:11:31,554 cutting knife at a warlord last week. 219 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:32,913 I bet it's still 220 00:11:32,913 --> 00:11:33,851 sticking out of his thigh. 221 00:11:33,851 --> 00:11:35,229 I'll wash it off for you, Xena. 222 00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:36,636 That's all right, Hower. 223 00:11:39,601 --> 00:11:41,619 How far are we away from your village? 224 00:11:41,619 --> 00:11:43,931 It's about two more hours-- due east. 225 00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:46,432 Good-- we can find it on our own. 226 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:48,990 There is something you can do for me. 227 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,150 Anything. 228 00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:53,656 I want you to deliver a message to Zagrayas. 229 00:11:57,025 --> 00:11:59,617 Tell him not to worry about anything. 230 00:11:59,617 --> 00:12:00,652 I won't get in his way 231 00:12:00,652 --> 00:12:02,241 if he doesn't get in mine. 232 00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:06,820 That's it? 233 00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:08,677 Yeah. 234 00:12:13,557 --> 00:12:15,684 I don't understand it, either. 235 00:12:15,684 --> 00:12:16,588 But I learned that she works 236 00:12:16,588 --> 00:12:18,358 in mysterious ways. 237 00:12:23,446 --> 00:12:29,735 And the bacchae crushed their victims like a python! 238 00:12:30,065 --> 00:12:31,620 Python, right. 239 00:12:33,493 --> 00:12:38,921 And the bacchae fell on their victims like hungry wolves. 240 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,211 That'll work. 241 00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:59,211 You used my scrolls?! 242 00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:04,632 Now, take it easy. 243 00:13:04,632 --> 00:13:06,339 There were no good leaves in the bush. 244 00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:10,764 I used a piece that didn't have much writing on it! 245 00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:12,978 Y-- 246 00:13:16,945 --> 00:13:18,443 The giant's coming. 247 00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:28,472 I hope I spelt Laurel right. 248 00:13:28,905 --> 00:13:32,514 Who cares?! Giants can't spell. 249 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,396 You know, how do you know he's coming this way? 250 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,236 I haven't heard him in a few minutes. 251 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:41,378 Maybe-- maybe he's gone another route. 252 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,961 There's a giants' burial ground close by. 253 00:13:45,452 --> 00:13:46,987 I figure he might 254 00:13:46,987 --> 00:13:48,818 wanna stop there on the way. 255 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,077 Let's go. 256 00:14:02,356 --> 00:14:03,686 - Gabrielle! -What?! 257 00:14:03,686 --> 00:14:05,139 Come on. 258 00:14:10,597 --> 00:14:11,796 Light or dark hair? 259 00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:13,200 Dark. 260 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:15,831 Fat? 261 00:14:16,434 --> 00:14:18,846 No-- buff. 262 00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:23,630 Hmm. Toxeus. 263 00:14:23,892 --> 00:14:27,123 No-- that's interesting. 264 00:14:28,411 --> 00:14:30,252 What? Huh. 265 00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:31,937 There's actually something interesting 266 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,412 about this place, Xena? 267 00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,629 Hello-- this is like every other 268 00:14:35,629 --> 00:14:37,389 village we've ever been in. 269 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:38,641 You know, for once, 270 00:14:38,641 --> 00:14:40,562 you think somebody would try something new-- 271 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,623 line the road with birch trees or-- 272 00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:45,170 No-- I mean, there's no one here. 273 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,751 Ooh! Quit wiggling! 274 00:14:48,317 --> 00:14:50,726 Stop wiggling, 275 00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:52,765 you-- rotten goat! 276 00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:54,939 Hello. 277 00:15:07,098 --> 00:15:11,942 You're-- you-- you're Xena, aren't you? 278 00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:12,937 Yes. 279 00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:14,239 All right! 280 00:15:14,239 --> 00:15:15,783 I finally get to meet the-- 281 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,206 the Warrior Princess herself! 282 00:15:20,269 --> 00:15:22,020 I've heard about all your adventures. 283 00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:23,802 How you unchained death, 284 00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,836 and-- and liberated Prometheus, 285 00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:28,461 and-- nailed that Callisto witch. 286 00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:30,471 Listen. I-- I'm just here to-- 287 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,206 You are the main thing, 288 00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,955 the real deal, you know?! 289 00:15:33,955 --> 00:15:36,112 The number one attraction! 290 00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:46,048 And, um-- you must be ah-- uh-- oh-ho-- 291 00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:49,224 um-- Lariel. 292 00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:53,529 What's it like to travel 293 00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:54,847 with the hottest warrior 294 00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:56,653 in the butt-kicking bizz, huh? 295 00:15:56,995 --> 00:15:58,358 Does she sleep in the--? 296 00:15:58,578 --> 00:15:59,347 Well. 297 00:15:59,347 --> 00:16:02,622 Hey! Lady, we're on a mission. 298 00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:05,221 And-- we stayed behind to help. 299 00:16:05,495 --> 00:16:06,246 All the other villagers-- 300 00:16:06,246 --> 00:16:07,200 they've run to the hills-- 301 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,096 except for me and my boyfriend, Hower. 302 00:16:09,322 --> 00:16:11,146 You've probably met him already. 303 00:16:11,347 --> 00:16:12,346 Where is he? 304 00:16:12,561 --> 00:16:13,936 Ah-- he's doing me a favor. 305 00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:15,435 He told me about your problem. 306 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,048 Well, I want you to know-- 307 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:20,808 I'm ready to do anything you need. 308 00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:23,293 I'm as strong as a bull-- 309 00:16:24,236 --> 00:16:25,450 and I can read. 310 00:16:25,716 --> 00:16:27,784 That's a pretty rare combination in these parts. 311 00:16:29,515 --> 00:16:31,527 So-- what's you plan? 312 00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:32,826 Your strategy? 313 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,252 How're you gonna whip this overgrown fleabag? 314 00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:36,815 I don't know yet. 315 00:16:40,527 --> 00:16:42,269 I'm gonna have to think this one out. 316 00:16:42,956 --> 00:16:44,125 Fine-- 317 00:16:44,769 --> 00:16:46,716 What can I do to help you concentrate? 318 00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:56,011 Mezentius? 319 00:16:56,234 --> 00:16:57,531 No. 320 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,671 Who could it be? Don't-- don't tell me. 321 00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:03,028 Is it too hot? 322 00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:04,501 No, it's just right. 323 00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:08,028 I'll go get some more. 324 00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:13,007 What are we going to do about the giant? 325 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,280 I don't know; it hasn't hit me yet. 326 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:21,684 You know, we could get Minya to round up the mirrors. 327 00:17:22,087 --> 00:17:23,228 Mirrors? 328 00:17:23,228 --> 00:17:25,416 Yeah-- in case he's wearing a helmet. 329 00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:27,210 You know, like Goliath. 330 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:28,349 Oh. 331 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:29,898 You can reflect the sun onto him. 332 00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:31,087 He'll take off the helmet 333 00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:32,867 and expose the giant soft spot. 334 00:17:33,105 --> 00:17:34,685 I've already done that. 335 00:17:34,685 --> 00:17:36,446 Yeah, I know-- and it worked. 336 00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:38,461 You know, you don't have to 337 00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:40,367 be original every time you fight, Xena. 338 00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:42,639 I suppose not. 339 00:17:43,507 --> 00:17:44,939 Here, now I'll do your back. 340 00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:52,312 Oh-- that's enough, Minya. 341 00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:54,883 She's in that, 342 00:17:54,883 --> 00:17:56,962 'I'll do anything for the Warrior Princess' haze. 343 00:17:57,901 --> 00:18:02,242 Yeah-- well, she's a good kid-- I suppose. 344 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,837 You know, her boyfriend is in love with you. 345 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:06,823 Hmm. Guess 346 00:18:06,823 --> 00:18:08,610 I'll have to straighten that out, too. 347 00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:11,344 Why you? 348 00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:13,772 Because I do the sensitive chats. 349 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,384 Well, that doesn't mean that I can't. 350 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,577 Why do you have to be so competitive about everything? 351 00:18:21,577 --> 00:18:22,425 Oh, and you're not? 352 00:18:22,425 --> 00:18:23,828 I'm less competitive than you are. 353 00:18:25,144 --> 00:18:28,203 That's enough, Minya! Thank you. 354 00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:33,236 Sure. Have you got your plan yet? 355 00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:34,544 Well-- 356 00:18:35,393 --> 00:18:37,110 We want you to collect all the mirrors in town. 357 00:18:38,804 --> 00:18:42,332 Is that what you want, Xena? A mirror is part of the plan? 358 00:18:43,132 --> 00:18:46,208 Yeah-- for now. 359 00:18:51,407 --> 00:18:53,274 What? 360 00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:55,191 You said, 'for now.' 361 00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:56,424 So? 362 00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:00,114 You're not gonna do that again, are you? 363 00:19:00,114 --> 00:19:00,943 What?! 364 00:19:00,943 --> 00:19:02,298 You know what. 365 00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,584 We set up a perfectly good plan, and then 366 00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:06,368 you change it at the last minute. 367 00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:07,470 Well, you gotta be flexible. 368 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,929 It comes with the job. 369 00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:14,899 Are you sitting on the soap? 370 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,836 I was wondering what that was-- hmm. 371 00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:39,833 Hello, Hower! Xena's here! 372 00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:42,318 Isn't she incredible?! 373 00:19:43,576 --> 00:19:44,910 So strong, 374 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,787 so-- confident, so brave, so-- 375 00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:50,740 -- beautiful. 376 00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:04,803 Well, she's all right-- 377 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,779 if you like that type. 378 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,282 Xena-- 379 00:20:15,928 --> 00:20:17,611 I delivered your message to Zagrayas. 380 00:20:17,611 --> 00:20:18,387 He-- 381 00:20:18,387 --> 00:20:19,374 -- wanted to know what I was up to, 382 00:20:19,374 --> 00:20:21,366 and decided to hold off his attack on Piedmont 383 00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:22,453 till he could figure it out. 384 00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:25,125 And, he wouldn't agree to my offer. 385 00:20:26,111 --> 00:20:27,203 That's right. 386 00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:28,444 How did you know that? 387 00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:30,376 I used to ride with Zagrayas. 388 00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:31,500 He's got nerves of mush and 389 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,604 he wouldn't trust his own mother. 390 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,570 Hower, I want you to go back 391 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:36,585 to him, and tell him that 392 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:38,114 I don't mind if he sacks Piedmont, 393 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:39,069 but he'd better not come 394 00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:40,875 anywhere close to Laurel.Got it? 395 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:41,924 All right-- 396 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,317 anything you want, Xena. 397 00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:45,911 Well-- I'm going now, Xena. 398 00:20:47,141 --> 00:20:48,119 Bye, Hower. 399 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,375 Hey! Hower, say goodbye to Minya. 400 00:20:57,861 --> 00:20:58,534 Bye. 401 00:21:09,012 --> 00:21:11,088 He's running. 402 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:13,102 I've never seen him run 403 00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:15,166 for anything but a meal. 404 00:21:24,355 --> 00:21:25,167 When Hower gets back, 405 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,806 one of us has got to talk to him. 406 00:21:31,545 --> 00:21:32,936 Minya-- 407 00:21:34,186 --> 00:21:35,623 is this your frying pan? 408 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,922 Yeah? 409 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,521 Do you wanna trade? 410 00:22:03,534 --> 00:22:06,064 Ah, yeah! 411 00:22:07,896 --> 00:22:09,414 Sinteres. 412 00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:10,164 No. 413 00:22:12,628 --> 00:22:14,633 Was it someone you fought before I met you? 414 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:15,856 No. 415 00:22:19,085 --> 00:22:21,466 Fine-- who was it? 416 00:22:22,992 --> 00:22:24,746 Theodorus. 417 00:22:24,746 --> 00:22:26,024 Theodorus? 418 00:22:26,995 --> 00:22:29,226 Xena, Callisto killed Theodorus. 419 00:22:29,577 --> 00:22:32,756 Yeah-- but she was in my body at the time. 420 00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:35,538 Y-- 421 00:22:40,996 --> 00:22:42,254 Hey! 422 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,254 The rotten thing came back and bit me! 423 00:22:46,552 --> 00:22:47,667 You gotta be careful with it. 424 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,397 What are you doing with my whip, anyway? 425 00:22:49,806 --> 00:22:51,263 It isn't your whip, anymore. 426 00:22:51,263 --> 00:22:52,687 I traded my best frying pan 427 00:22:52,687 --> 00:22:54,335 for it-- fair and square. 428 00:22:56,527 --> 00:22:59,181 Look-- we have to cook our food. 429 00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:00,482 I am still waiting for the 430 00:23:00,482 --> 00:23:01,384 fish I had for lunch 431 00:23:01,384 --> 00:23:03,297 to stop brying to swim upstream! 432 00:23:04,152 --> 00:23:05,836 No, this isn't about cooking, is it? 433 00:23:07,212 --> 00:23:08,587 I don't know what you're talking about. 434 00:23:09,714 --> 00:23:11,290 I messed with your scroll, 435 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:15,281 so you-- you traded my whip for a frying pan? 436 00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:26,103 I want it back. 437 00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:28,178 No! It belongs to me! 438 00:23:28,509 --> 00:23:29,921 You don't get that concept very 439 00:23:29,921 --> 00:23:32,173 well, do you? The whip is mine. 440 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,118 The frying pan's yours. 441 00:23:34,118 --> 00:23:39,612 Hower is mine! She's yours. 442 00:23:40,976 --> 00:23:42,428 Hmm. 443 00:23:45,339 --> 00:23:47,403 I'm going to go check on the giant. 444 00:23:48,054 --> 00:23:48,884 Move all the mirrors up 445 00:23:48,884 --> 00:23:49,900 the north end of town. 446 00:23:58,782 --> 00:24:01,164 You're not the only tough broad around here, you know?! 447 00:24:04,563 --> 00:24:06,240 You can run, but you can't hide! 448 00:24:06,470 --> 00:24:08,682 Warrior Princess, my--! 449 00:24:19,176 --> 00:24:20,645 Oh, Xena! 450 00:24:24,231 --> 00:24:25,806 Yo, Hower. 451 00:24:26,976 --> 00:24:27,791 Zagrayas-- 452 00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:29,221 -- is moving in this direction? 453 00:24:29,221 --> 00:24:30,159 That's right. 454 00:24:30,159 --> 00:24:31,208 How do you know all that? 455 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:32,307 You're a genius. 456 00:24:32,634 --> 00:24:35,552 No, I just know that scum always floats to the surface. 457 00:24:36,551 --> 00:24:37,895 He wants to see what I'm doing in Laurel. 458 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:39,674 He figures there must be some profit in it. 459 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:40,583 Uh-huh. 460 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:42,397 But why do you want him to come this way? 461 00:24:42,629 --> 00:24:45,082 Then we'll have to fight the giant and Zagrayas' army. 462 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:46,866 Not if we time things right. 463 00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:55,936 What is it? 464 00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:02,607 Wow! 465 00:25:03,307 --> 00:25:05,324 And I thought I had big feet! 466 00:25:06,337 --> 00:25:06,932 Three paces. 467 00:25:07,267 --> 00:25:09,486 It's gotta be Gareth. 468 00:25:11,028 --> 00:25:12,261 Who's Gareth? 469 00:25:13,497 --> 00:25:14,853 Only the biggest and meanest 470 00:25:14,853 --> 00:25:16,559 giant who ever walked the Earth. 471 00:25:21,288 --> 00:25:22,690 And thanks to Xena, 472 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:24,789 the Bacchae were turned into the 473 00:25:25,018 --> 00:25:29,292 beautiful women they were (says with Gabrielle) before. 474 00:25:30,521 --> 00:25:31,678 What do you think? 475 00:25:32,737 --> 00:25:34,037 It's pretty good. 476 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:36,410 Do you have one where Xena steals 477 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:37,682 somebody's boyfriend, 478 00:25:37,682 --> 00:25:40,165 or, do you always leave that part out? 479 00:25:40,602 --> 00:25:41,706 Minya-- 480 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,215 look, Xena would never take anybody's boyfriend. 481 00:25:44,693 --> 00:25:46,060 She has more integrity in 482 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:47,836 that way than anyone I've ever met. 483 00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:49,471 She will send the right message, 484 00:25:49,471 --> 00:25:51,008 I guarantee it. 485 00:25:51,254 --> 00:25:52,086 Minya-- 486 00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:55,840 I wanna be real honest with you. 487 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,167 I think I'm in love with Xena. 488 00:26:03,511 --> 00:26:05,911 She sent him a message, all right. 489 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:11,323 Xena-- 490 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,359 we need to talk about Hower. 491 00:26:13,565 --> 00:26:15,027 The giant is Gareth. 492 00:26:15,027 --> 00:26:15,950 We don't have much time. 493 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,469 The mirror plan won't work. 494 00:26:18,387 --> 00:26:19,330 Gareth is-- 495 00:26:19,747 --> 00:26:22,118 -- the biggest, meanest giant ever to walk the Earth. 496 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,924 Xena's old buddy, Goliath, 497 00:26:23,924 --> 00:26:25,369 wanted to get revenge on Gareth for 498 00:26:25,369 --> 00:26:26,448 killing his family. 499 00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:29,230 But then, Xena and Goliath ended up on 500 00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:32,213 opposite sides during the Israelite-Philistine feud. 501 00:26:32,213 --> 00:26:34,403 And then Goliath got wasted. 502 00:26:37,777 --> 00:26:40,342 I read it in one of her scrolls. 503 00:26:44,902 --> 00:26:46,281 Does Gareth wear a helmet? 504 00:26:46,510 --> 00:26:47,672 With a heavy nose guard. 505 00:26:47,965 --> 00:26:49,200 Well, why won't the mirrors--? 506 00:26:49,486 --> 00:26:50,919 No, there are heavy rain clouds 507 00:26:50,919 --> 00:26:52,091 moving in from the west. 508 00:26:52,091 --> 00:26:54,002 There won't be any sunshine to reflect. 509 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,028 What're we gonna do? 510 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:09,108 Zeus killed giants with lightning bolts. 511 00:27:11,143 --> 00:27:13,282 How are we going to get lightning bolts? 512 00:27:25,606 --> 00:27:26,963 There. 513 00:27:27,432 --> 00:27:28,921 What is it? 514 00:27:29,326 --> 00:27:30,649 I don't have a name for it. 515 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,886 But if I can get it up into the air, 516 00:27:31,886 --> 00:27:33,657 I think we can use it to nail Gareth. 517 00:27:34,838 --> 00:27:36,261 Get it up in the air? 518 00:27:36,807 --> 00:27:37,650 Yeah, you know? 519 00:27:38,135 --> 00:27:39,476 Make it fly. 520 00:27:40,679 --> 00:27:42,189 Let the wind carry it. 521 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:11,228 Looks like your precious has got a screw loose. 522 00:28:15,045 --> 00:28:15,822 Oh. 523 00:28:16,046 --> 00:28:17,057 Xena-- 524 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:17,888 look-- 525 00:28:17,888 --> 00:28:19,596 I hate to doubt you after all we've been through, 526 00:28:19,827 --> 00:28:21,578 but-- I think this is a long shot. 527 00:28:21,829 --> 00:28:23,313 Well,what's your plan? 528 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,331 Hey, don't get defensive. 529 00:28:24,331 --> 00:28:26,026 I just don't share your vision here. 530 00:28:26,026 --> 00:28:27,093 There were plenty of other times 531 00:28:27,093 --> 00:28:28,978 when you didn't share my vision. 532 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:31,026 Yes, and you were right those other times. 533 00:28:31,026 --> 00:28:32,921 But, eventually you're going to be wrong. 534 00:28:33,269 --> 00:28:34,641 Call it the law of averages. 535 00:28:34,641 --> 00:28:35,525 I just as soon it not be 536 00:28:35,525 --> 00:28:36,986 when the biggest giant to ever walk 537 00:28:36,986 --> 00:28:38,422 the Earth is headed our way! 538 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,076 Maybe if I ran with it. 539 00:28:57,670 --> 00:29:00,170 All right! Come on. 540 00:29:12,908 --> 00:29:14,704 Have faith, Gabrielle. 541 00:29:15,348 --> 00:29:17,078 Have faith. 542 00:29:23,709 --> 00:29:25,215 Yes! Woo-hoo! 543 00:29:27,977 --> 00:29:29,649 We did it! We did it! 544 00:29:29,892 --> 00:29:31,054 We did it! We did it! 545 00:29:31,654 --> 00:29:32,619 it! Yeah! 546 00:29:32,619 --> 00:29:33,527 When Gareth gets here, 547 00:29:33,527 --> 00:29:34,741 we're gonna have a-- 548 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:36,836 piece of parchment floating in the air, 549 00:29:36,836 --> 00:29:38,586 with a belt-buckle hanging on it. 550 00:29:39,888 --> 00:29:41,494 Xena, what is this supposed to do? 551 00:29:42,045 --> 00:29:43,586 Bring the power of Zeus to Earth. 552 00:29:44,507 --> 00:29:46,023 Here-- you take over. 553 00:29:46,617 --> 00:29:48,467 Keep it up there just as long as you can. 554 00:29:48,467 --> 00:29:49,635 I'm gonna go talk some 555 00:29:49,635 --> 00:29:50,742 sense into Hower. 556 00:29:50,742 --> 00:29:51,494 Are you sure you-- 557 00:29:51,494 --> 00:29:52,351 you don't want me to--? 558 00:29:52,351 --> 00:29:53,278 Gabrielle-- 559 00:29:53,278 --> 00:29:54,414 I think I can handle it. 560 00:29:55,414 --> 00:29:56,732 Keep that string taut. 561 00:29:56,732 --> 00:29:59,255 Uh-huh. Xena! 562 00:30:00,287 --> 00:30:03,586 Hey! Woo-hoo! Oh! 563 00:30:06,786 --> 00:30:08,984 Come here! Come here! 564 00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:17,548 Xena. 565 00:30:18,138 --> 00:30:20,022 I was just brushing Argo down for you. 566 00:30:20,317 --> 00:30:22,021 I think she likes me. 567 00:30:23,994 --> 00:30:25,558 Hower, Minya's a good woman. 568 00:30:26,461 --> 00:30:27,271 She loves you. 569 00:30:27,271 --> 00:30:28,806 You're lucky to have her. 570 00:30:29,045 --> 00:30:32,544 And you got a snowball's chance in Tartarus with me. 571 00:30:32,544 --> 00:30:34,122 You got that? 572 00:30:37,239 --> 00:30:39,526 I think you're denying your feelings, Xena. 573 00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:41,291 But I can be patient. 574 00:30:41,567 --> 00:30:43,571 You'll come around. Hmm? 575 00:30:51,942 --> 00:30:53,004 Gabrielle. 576 00:31:03,223 --> 00:31:04,883 Gabrielle? 577 00:31:14,236 --> 00:31:15,346 You know, I would have had you 578 00:31:15,346 --> 00:31:16,959 if I hadn't done the war cry. 579 00:31:17,616 --> 00:31:18,941 Yeah, sure you would. 580 00:31:19,582 --> 00:31:21,051 It's your turn to talk to Hower. 581 00:31:21,675 --> 00:31:22,402 Right-- 582 00:31:22,675 --> 00:31:24,482 your flying parchment's stuck in a tree. 583 00:31:30,569 --> 00:31:33,066 My love for Xena will last forever! 584 00:31:37,653 --> 00:31:38,867 OK-- thanks Xena. 585 00:31:51,269 --> 00:31:52,394 What did you say to her? 586 00:31:53,151 --> 00:31:55,166 I just gave her some advice about handling me. 587 00:31:56,002 --> 00:31:57,817 I don't know if she really listened. 588 00:31:58,457 --> 00:31:59,942 She doesn't trust me, you know? 589 00:32:00,598 --> 00:32:01,862 How did it go with Hower? 590 00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:03,026 Not well. 591 00:32:03,026 --> 00:32:04,697 Maybe you could kick him around a little bit. 592 00:32:05,071 --> 00:32:07,589 Yeah-- No, he might like it. 593 00:32:08,165 --> 00:32:09,907 That's true-- Hmm. 594 00:32:10,632 --> 00:32:11,414 You know-- 595 00:32:11,414 --> 00:32:12,238 if this works, 596 00:32:12,238 --> 00:32:13,724 I'll repay an old friend a debt. 597 00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:15,910 Goliath? 598 00:32:16,927 --> 00:32:17,870 Yeah-- 599 00:32:19,602 --> 00:32:21,621 I've always regretted that he had to die. 600 00:32:22,724 --> 00:32:23,504 But at least now I get 601 00:32:23,504 --> 00:32:25,475 to even the score for him. 602 00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:27,384 The giant that killed 603 00:32:27,384 --> 00:32:28,318 his family is headed 604 00:32:28,318 --> 00:32:30,033 toward the wrong village. 605 00:32:31,712 --> 00:32:33,303 The dead can hear our thoughts. 606 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:36,071 I'm sure that he knows you care about him. 607 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,146 Yeah. 608 00:32:43,692 --> 00:32:45,075 What was that?! 609 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:49,651 Sounds like Zagrayas just ran into a certain giant. 610 00:32:49,991 --> 00:32:52,145 That Gareth never could resist stomping an army. 611 00:32:53,790 --> 00:32:54,686 Brilliant! 612 00:32:54,686 --> 00:32:55,976 That was your plan all along. 613 00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:57,692 To bring Zagrayas into Gareth's path. 614 00:32:58,007 --> 00:33:00,444 Do all your plans work this well? 615 00:33:01,570 --> 00:33:03,293 Let's hope so-- 616 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,563 'Cause when he's done with Zagrayas-- 617 00:33:05,810 --> 00:33:09,298 he's coming for us. 618 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:31,361 What's taking him so long? 619 00:33:31,735 --> 00:33:32,912 Cut him some slack. 620 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:34,891 He's just stomped an entire army. 621 00:33:34,891 --> 00:33:36,174 He's probably resting. 622 00:33:39,908 --> 00:33:41,039 Where's Minya? 623 00:33:41,567 --> 00:33:42,241 I hope she's taking 624 00:33:42,241 --> 00:33:43,909 some advice I gave her. 625 00:33:44,658 --> 00:33:45,599 Xena! 626 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,272 Hi, Zagrayas. 627 00:33:52,645 --> 00:33:54,175 Having a bad day? 628 00:33:57,359 --> 00:33:59,210 You set me up, Xena! 629 00:33:59,533 --> 00:34:02,423 That giant destroyed my entire army! 630 00:34:02,846 --> 00:34:04,050 It's not fair! 631 00:34:04,312 --> 00:34:05,954 I'm just trying to make a living! 632 00:34:06,284 --> 00:34:07,706 All us warlords are! 633 00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:10,101 A little looting! A little mayhem! 634 00:34:10,101 --> 00:34:12,025 You used to do it, Xena! 635 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:13,647 But you changed! 636 00:34:13,647 --> 00:34:15,613 And you ruined everything for all of us! 637 00:34:16,193 --> 00:34:17,284 With your chakram, 638 00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:19,145 your-- whip, your sword, your fists, 639 00:34:19,145 --> 00:34:20,445 and your little tricks! 640 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,458 You made fools of us all! 641 00:34:22,844 --> 00:34:25,583 I'm here to end it, Xena-- 642 00:34:25,985 --> 00:34:27,424 end it all! Yeah! 643 00:34:27,658 --> 00:34:30,288 One of us ain't leaving this place alive, Xena. 644 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:31,333 So come on! 645 00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:35,453 Let's have at it! 646 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:38,581 Hey! Tough guy! 647 00:34:39,097 --> 00:34:41,175 You wanna talk or fight? 648 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:43,864 Another one! 649 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,296 Whoa! Minya! 650 00:35:13,581 --> 00:35:14,888 That was amazing! 651 00:35:16,546 --> 00:35:18,018 I had no idea you-- 652 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:20,971 -- looked so good in leather? 653 00:35:38,091 --> 00:35:38,811 Minya! 654 00:35:40,893 --> 00:35:42,250 What'd you do with that whip?! 655 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:43,416 Hower! 656 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:51,439 He's headed toward the giants' burial ground first. 657 00:35:51,927 --> 00:35:52,952 I've gotta go out to meet him. 658 00:35:54,409 --> 00:35:55,830 If this doesn't work-- 659 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,594 or if the bad weather doesn't hold, 660 00:35:57,594 --> 00:35:59,547 I want you to get Hower and Minya to safety. 661 00:35:59,799 --> 00:36:01,532 Don't let them die in a lost cause. 662 00:36:02,865 --> 00:36:03,849 Xena-- 663 00:36:04,923 --> 00:36:07,299 I'm sorry I traded your whip for a frying pan. 664 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,958 I shouldn't have used your scrolls. 665 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:18,472 We're even. It's time. 666 00:37:14,717 --> 00:37:17,955 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 667 00:37:28,528 --> 00:37:31,385 Gareth-- we meet again. 668 00:37:56,804 --> 00:37:59,042 I'm going to squash you like an insect. 669 00:37:59,252 --> 00:38:01,060 In your dreams. 670 00:38:12,205 --> 00:38:14,067 I'm going to get you, Xena. 671 00:38:14,434 --> 00:38:15,857 Come on, handsome! 672 00:38:18,064 --> 00:38:18,951 Come on, Gareth-- 673 00:38:18,951 --> 00:38:20,502 you couldn't catch a cold! 674 00:38:42,173 --> 00:38:44,458 You should have more respect for the dead! 675 00:38:44,897 --> 00:38:46,592 You can't get away from me. 676 00:38:47,442 --> 00:38:49,296 You'll be joining them sooner than you think! 677 00:39:14,691 --> 00:39:15,656 Goliath says 678 00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:17,686 'Hello.' 679 00:39:55,377 --> 00:39:58,130 That bunch up there looks like a big dipper. 680 00:39:58,992 --> 00:40:00,292 A dipper? 681 00:40:01,464 --> 00:40:02,666 Yeah, you know-- 682 00:40:03,852 --> 00:40:05,306 like one of those cups that you 683 00:40:05,306 --> 00:40:06,915 draw water out of a bucket. 684 00:40:11,672 --> 00:40:12,501 It looks-- 685 00:40:12,501 --> 00:40:13,899 it looks like a bear to me. 686 00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:17,340 A bear? Yeah. 687 00:40:17,851 --> 00:40:19,889 How do you get a bear? Look it-- 688 00:40:19,889 --> 00:40:21,368 look-- there's the body; 689 00:40:21,571 --> 00:40:22,797 look-- see the little ears, 690 00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:24,884 and-- tail. 691 00:40:25,626 --> 00:40:26,181 Oh. 692 00:40:30,021 --> 00:40:30,938 Xena? 693 00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,672 Oh, no-- I'm so sorry. 694 00:40:34,281 --> 00:40:34,844 Are you all right? 695 00:40:35,922 --> 00:40:36,524 I'll live. 696 00:40:37,081 --> 00:40:38,288 I'm sorry. 697 00:40:38,288 --> 00:40:39,815 I-- I never thought I'd-- 698 00:40:39,815 --> 00:40:40,717 I'd really hit you. 699 00:40:40,717 --> 00:40:41,742 I-- 700 00:40:42,935 --> 00:40:43,534 It's all right. 701 00:40:43,534 --> 00:40:45,458 Let's just try and go to sleep, now, OK? 702 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:51,659 Hey! 703 00:41:01,723 --> 00:41:03,347 Did you just let me hit you? 704 00:41:05,391 --> 00:41:07,633 No, you nailed me fair and square. 705 00:41:08,971 --> 00:41:10,412 You did, didn't you? 706 00:41:11,579 --> 00:41:13,016 You-- you let me hit you, 707 00:41:13,016 --> 00:41:14,894 because you feel sorry for me. 708 00:41:16,315 --> 00:41:17,477 Go to sleep. 709 00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:21,349 All right. 710 00:41:23,487 --> 00:41:24,942 I know you let me hit you. 711 00:41:25,244 --> 00:41:26,204 Captioned by Grantman Brown